The Adventures of A.L.L.O.Y.

Episode: 1

 

Written by Barry Michael Cooper

 

Story by Jose Ortiz

 

EXT. HYPER-URBAN CITYSCAPE - EVENING

A place that could be Southern Blvd. in the South Bronx, or New Lots Ave. In Brooklyn’s East New York. Tenements, streets and alleys etch a hard line against the beautiful pallor of the metropolis night-time skyline. HEAR the V.O. of a TEEN NARRATOR.

 

TEEN NARRATOR

So check it, this is my town. Mason City...

 

ESTABLISHING SHOTS

Of different areas of Mason City; BIONIC PIT BULL DOGS, known as CYBERPITS, run the streets, CITIZENS walk quickly with a look of panic and purpose on their faces. On one street corner, GROUP OF OVERGROWN RODENTS--dressed in hip hop hooded sweatshirts, baggy jeans, and Timberland boots--known as DA HOODRATZ, are beating down this kid, who breaks away from them and runs toward the CAMERA comically SCREAMING. He looks familiar, with MATINEE IDOL FEATURES, and BLUE BLACK HAIR and a COWLICK tossled over one eye. He is naked, but holds his hands are placed over his private parts and runs off in fear, Cyberpits in hot pursuit. One of Da Hoodratz holds up RED CAPE. HE and the other Hoodratz ridicule their victim.

 

DA HOODRATZ

(in unison)

Up, Up, and...oooouch! Fa sheezy, my reezy!

 

Da Hoodratz give each other dap, CHIGGLING WITH A SINISTER GLEE, as they use the Super Cape in a shinning motions against their backsides.

 

TEEN NARRATOR

True that, it ain’t Smallville, and for real-for real, Superboy would catch a crazy beatdown here. I’m not a hater, but this is a new day, Dude. There are good people here...

 

CUT TO:

EXT. HOME - EVENING

SLOW ZOOM INTO A NEAT LITTLE HOME on a neat street full of neat little homes.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. LIVING ROOM - EVENING

A YOUNG, FAIRLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN in her EARLY 40s housewife, vacuums feverishly. This is JUNE CASE.

COVERAGE OF LIVING ROOM

VARIOUS SHOTS of furniture, FRAMED PHOTOS: One photo shows June, a SMILING POLICEMAN with his arm around a TEENAGE BOY, around 14. Policeman is JOHN CASE, and his teen son, JUSTIN CASE.

 

JUNE

looks up from vacuuming.

 

JUNE CASE

Justin? Justin?! Dinner will be ready. Are you still doing homework?

 

WHIP PAN TO:

INT. HALLWAY OUTSIDE JUSTIN’S ROOM

The door is closed. Sign or door reads: Justin’s Crib.

 

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. JUSTIN’S ROOM - EVENING

Kind of cluttered, typical teenage boy’s room. Posters of Eminem, Brittany Spears, Allen Iverson, and Lil” Kim line the walls. Nerf basketball hoop hangs over the doorway. But no...Justin.

 

TEEN NARRATOR

Trying to live a decent, normal life...

 

WHIP PAN TO:

EXT. FACTORY SITE - EVENING

SLOW ZOOM INTO the LIGHTS AND BLASTS OF EXPLOSIONS that illuminate the windows of the factory. A LONG BLACK, THREATENING LIMO sits parked outside.

INT. BLACK LIMO - EVENING

HULKING BUT WELL DRESSED ASIAN MAN sits grunting in the back of the limo into a CELL PHONE, as a PINT SIZED ASIAN GUY in GLASSES AND ALSO WELL DRESSED, in driver’s seat of limo also on a cell phone. Big guy is SUMO SAM, and the little guy is his driver-bodyguard-assistant, AIKO.

 

SUMO SAM

(ON CELL PHONE)

Ughh-ughh, ughh-ughh!

 

AIKO

Also serves as an interpreter of sorts for Sumo Sam. Speaks in a NERVOUS, HIGH PITCHED SOUTHERN TWANG, similar to Barney Fife from TV’s Andy Griffith Show.

 

AIKO

(on cell phone)

I don’t know what is taking the Kage’ so long to get the super conductors, boss.

 

SUMO SAM

Ughh-ughh! Ughh-ughh-ughh!

 

AIKO

Yeah, they should have been out by now, and I will go in and check it out!

 

SUMO SAM

Ughh-ughh. ughh, ughh, ughh!

 

AIKO

I’m going boss. And White Castle’s doesn’t close. It’s open 24 hours. I’ll be back.

 

AIKO

Zips out of the black limo IN A FLASH...

 

TEEN NARRATOR

(V.O.)

But living a decent normal life can be a little difficult...

 

WHIP PAN TO:

INT. FACTORY SITE - EVENING

A CADRE OF BLACK CLAD, NINJA-LIKE ASSAASINS surround a AN IMPOSING FIGURE IN AN METALLIC, ARMOURED SUIT, who stands in front of a row of semi-conductors on a conveyor belt. This is...A.L.L.O.Y.! The Ninja’s known as the KAGE’, aim high tech weapons at A.L.L.O.Y. , and FIRE on him!

 

TEEN NARRATOR

(v.o.)

When a guy like Sumo Sam has taken over your city, and is ruling it like an dictator. And some people ain’t havin’ it.

 

A.L.L.O.Y.

His hands MORPH INTO DEFLECTOR Sheilds, which repel the weaponry right back to the Kage, who are hit, and knocked backwards, in all directions. The ACTION IS NON-STOP, as more Kage try to bum-rush A.L.L.O.Y. His legs morph into high speed motor cycle wheels, and mow down the Kage like human bowling ball pins. 

 

AIKO

Stands in a fighting position. Wants a piece of A.L.L.O.Y. something bad.

 

AIKO

Hey! You tricked out, overgrown soda can! Do that to me!

 

A.L.L.O.Y.

E.C.U. : A sly smile creeps up on his...familiar face.

 

A.L.L.O.Y.

Bring it! You fake Jet Li!!

 

A.L.L.O.Y AND AIKO

Face off and do some real battle. It is intense, intricate martial arts. However, A.L.L.O.Y.’s hands shoot off a RAY OF LIGHT that knocks Aiko back powerfully, and makes him crash through the windows of the factory, and onto the hood, of the black limo. Aiko bounces a few times, and then lands on his feet, and politely brushes himself off.

 

A.L.L.O.Y.

He morphs into a motorcycle, and ZOOMS OUT OF THE Factory.

INT. BLACK LIMO - EVENING

Aiko is right back in the driver’s seat of the impossibly long black limo, talking on the cell with Sumo Sam who sits in the back.

 

SUMO SAM

(on cell phone)

Ughh-ughh, ughh!

 

AIKO

(on cell phone)

It’s was that freakin’ A.L.L.O.Y., boss. I tell you, we gotta sqaush that soda can and throw him away.

 

SUMO SAM

(on cell phone)

Ughh-ughh! Ughh!

 

AIKO

(on cell phone)

Yeah...permanently!

 

SUMO SAM

(on cell phone)

Ughh-ughh! Ughh!

 

AIKO

(cell phone)

Well the professor said  the Recoil projected is almost done...

 

AIKO

Smiles and pulls a tiny piece of circuitry out of his pocket.

 

AIKO (CONT’D)

(on cell phone)

All he needed was a semi-conductor, to bring it to life...

 

WHIP PAN TO:

INT. HIGH TECH LAB - EVENING

A WILD HAIRED, WILD EYED PROFESSOR, smiles and LAUGHS LIKE A MAD MAN, as he pushes the buttons on a remote, which-

ANGLE ON CYBORG

A FRIGHTENING, RED METTALIC CREATION, almost the exact replica of A.L.L.O.Y: this is RECOIL. Recoil moves its head and arms with a defined, military, snap. WILD HAIRED PROFESSOR CLAPS HIS HANDS WITH TWISTED JOY. Blows a kiss at his robotic creation.

 

WILD EYED PROFESSOR

Soon, My Pretty. Oh, you will see life soon.

 

WHIP PAN TO:

INT. BLACK LIMO - EVENING

Aiko places the semi-conductor back in his pocket.

 

AIKO

(on cell phone)

We’re gonna squash that soda can, A.L.L.O.Y, boss. Then nothing will stop us.

 

SUMO SAM

(on cell phone)

Ughh-ughh!

 

AIKO

(on cell phone)

I didn’t mean us..I meant you, boss. And you only want 60 double White Castles with cheese, instead of 70? On a diet, eh?

 

SUMO SAM

(on cell phone)

Ughh-ughh! Ughh!

 

AIKO

(on cell phone)

Of course I could tell you were losing weight! You look fantubulous!

Aiko guns the black limo and zooms off.

 

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. CASE HOME - EVENING

June case walks to Justin’s room, and knocks on the door.

 

JUNE CASE

Justin? Dinner’s ready, son. You still doing homework?

 

WHIP PAN TO:

INT. JUSTIN’S ROOM - EVENING

A.L.L.O.Y. hops through the window to Justin’s room, and looks around, as if it is a familiar place.

INT. HALLWAY OUTSIDE JUSTIN’S ROOM - EVENING

June’s hand on doorknob. Turns it to open.

INT. JUSTIN’S ROOM - EVENING

 

JUSTIN CASE, the kid in the framed photo with June and the Police Officer John Case, sits at his computer, doing his math homework.

 

JUSTIN CASE

Hey mom. What’s for dinner?

 

JUNE CASE

Ground turkey burgers. You finish your homework?

 

JUSTIN CASE

Of course. What did you think I was in here doing? Imagining I was a super hero saving the world or something?

 

JUNE

Smiles. Leaves the room.

 

JUNE CASE

Don’t forget to wash your hands.

 

JUSTIN

Rolls up his sleeves. Two metallic bracelets are on his arms, they begin to shine and shimmer, and then, Justin begins to morph into...A.L.L.O.Y.

 

JUSTIN/A.L.L.O.Y.

Alloy, chill dude I gotta get my grub on, alright?

 

A.L.L.O.Y. suit then morphs back into the bracelet. Justin takes the bracelet’s off, and puts them under the bed. He is about to leave the room, and then comes back. JUSTIN LOOKS INTO THE CAMERA. He was OUR TEEN NARRATOR

 

JUSTIN/TEEN NARRATOR

Well, look, I’m busted. You guys got me. But hey, somebody’s gotta save Mason city from the overstuffed sushi roll, Sumo Sam. Just don’t tell my Mom. She’d have a cow, and put me on a curfew until I was like 34 years old...

 

JUNE CASE

(o.s)

Justin? Your food’s getting cold!

 

JUSTIN/TEEN NARRATOR

You feel me? I’ll catch you guys later.

 

FADE OUT.

FADE IN:

EXT. HYPER-REAL CITYSCAPE - NIGHT

 

 

SUPER-SEXY ANIME IMAGE OF LIL’ KIM. Talks to us.

LIL’ KIM

Yo! Yo! Did you feel that?! The Adventures A.L.L.O.Y. is banging right? Okay, O.V.’s we’re just getting started. Peep this out.

FADE OUT.